Life Day 24274: Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day

December 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | Posted in Today's Reasons To Celebrate | Leave a comment

Today is Friday, December 27, 2013. Good morning flakes . Today’s holidays are:

Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day:

Sharpen the scissors and get the paper, it’s Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day. I am definitely not an artsy-craftsy type of guy. Heck, it takes me three tries to draw a “happy face”. I remember my teachers in elementary school being able to turn out perfect snowflakes every time. My best attempts however, looked like a piece of paper that had been chewed by rats.

Nonetheless, Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day exists. And if you have the dexterity to do so, today is the day to cut out some snowflakes. Gather your children or grandchildren around and make an afternoon out of it.

Not surprisingly, in my research I could garner no information about the origins of, or the reason for this holiday. Information on it’s creator is equally lacking. So, if you’re bored, take a trip down ‘memory lane’ (more like ‘nightmare lane’ for me) and cut out a few snowflakes.

National Fruit Cake Day:

I am not a big fan of fruitcake, especially those dense, sickeningly sweet things that one can buy in the stores during the Christmas season. I swear that those lumps of industrial waste have a half-life equivalent to that of Plutonium. After the Apocalypse, whatever life form re-discovers this planet will find two things; Cockroaches, and fruitcake. They will find both because even cockroaches find fruitcake indigestible.

Fruitcakes are quite possibly the most popular item for re-gifting. A whopping 38% of people say they give fruit cakes away when they receive them. Nevertheless, fruit cakes have remained popular for thousands of years. The Ancient Egyptians buried their loved ones with fruit cakes because they believed this particular food was essential for the journey to the afterlife. (This explains a lot. Evidently tomb raiders found a never-ending supply of fruitcake, and market them during the holiday season). The Crusaders were known for eating fruit cakes during their campaigns. (Obviously, the diet consisting mainly of fruitcake made them extremely angry, and they vented their wrath upon the enemy). The small cakes could withstand long journeys without spoiling and were full of nutritious items like dried fruits and nuts. (They could also use them as shields to ward off blows from their foes).

The folks over at Holiday seem to share my opinion. However, if you are hearty enough, and have a tool sharp enough to penetrate one, have a slice of fruitcake today. Be forewarned though that you will probably spend the rest of your life trying to digest it.

On this date in:

1831 – Charles Darwin set out on a voyage to the Pacific aboard the HMS Beagle. Darwin’s discoveries during the voyage helped him form the basis of his theories on evolution.

1845 – Dr. Crawford Williamson Long used anesthesia for childbirth for the first time. The event was the delivery of his own child in Jefferson, GA.

1900 – Carrie Nation staged her first raid on a saloon at the Carey Hotel in Wichita, KS. She broke each and every one of the liquor bottles that could be seen.

1927 – Leon Trotsky was expelled from the Communist Party.

1938 – The first skimobile course in America opened in North Conway, NH.

1945 – The World Bank was created with an agreement signed by 28 nations.

1947 – The children’s television program “Howdy Doody,” hosted by Bob Smith, made its debut on NBC.

1949 – Queen Juliana of the Netherlands granted sovereignty to Indonesia after more than 300 years of Dutch rule.

1951 – In Cincinnati, OH, a Crosley automobile, with a steering wheel on the right side, became the first vehicle of its kind to be placed in service for mail delivery.

1965 – The BP oil rig Sea Gem capsized in the North Sea, with the loss of 13 lives.

1971 – Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy and Woodstock of Charles Schulz’s “Peanuts” comic strip were on the cover of “Newsweek” magazine.

1978 – Spain adopted a new constitution and became a democracy after 40 years of dictatorship.

1979 – Soviet forces seized control of Afghanistan. Babrak Karmal succeeded President Hafizullah Amin, who was overthrown and executed.

1985 – Palestinian guerrillas opened fire inside the Rome and Vienna airports. A total of twenty people were killed, including five of the attackers, who were slain by police and security personnel.

1985 – Dian Fossey, an American naturalist, was found murdered at a research station in Rawanda.

1992 – The U.S. shot down an Iraqi fighter jet during what the Pentagon described as a confrontation between a pair of Iraqi warplanes and U.S. F-16 jets in U.N.-restricted airspace over southern Iraq.

1996 – Muslim fundamentalist Taliban forces retook the strategic air base of Bagram, solidifying their buffer zone around Kabul, the Afghanistan capital.

2001 – U.S. President George W. Bush granted China permanent normal trade status with the United States.

2002 – North Korea ordered U.N. nuclear inspectors to leave the country and said that it would restart a laboratory capable of producing plutonium for nuclear weapons.

2002 – Clonaid announced the birth of the first cloned human baby. The baby had been born December 26.

Noteworthy Birthdays:

Johannes Kepler 1571 – Mathematician, astronomer, astrologer.

Louis Pasteur 1822 – Chemist, microbiologist.

Sydney Greenstreet 1879 – Actor.

Marlene Dietrich 1901 – Actress.

Anna Russell 1911 – Singer, comedienne.

William H. Masters 1915 – Gynecologist.

Oscar Levant 1916 – Pianist, comedian, actor.

Scotty Moore 1931 – Guitarist.

Walter Norris 1931 – Pianist, composer.

Inga Swenson 1932 – Actress.

Dave Marr 1933 – Pro golfer, sportscaster.

John Amos 1941 – Actor.

Leslie Maguire 1941 – Musician. (Gerry and The Pacemakers)

Cokie Roberts 1943 – Journalist.

Pete Quaife 1943 – Musician. (The Kinks)

Tracy Nelson 1944 – Singer.

Mick Jones 1947 – Musician. (Foreigner)

Gerard Depardieu 1948 – Actor.

Terry Bozzio 1950 – Musician. (Missing Persons)

Karla Bonoff 1952 – Singer, songwriter.

Tovah Feldshuh 1952 – Actress, singer.

David Knopfler 1952 – Musician. (Dire Straits)

Arthur Kent 1953 – Canadian journalist.

Maryam D’Abo 1960 – Actress.

Jeff Bryant 1962 – Musician. (Ricochet)

Wilson Cruz 1973 – Actor.

Emilie de Ravine 1981 – Actress.


Leave a Comment »

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

Entries and comments feeds.

%d bloggers like this: