Valentine’s Day Date.

February 14, 2015 at 4:12 pm | Posted in Miscellaneous | Leave a comment

Valentine’s Day. Some of us love it, some of us hate it, and some of us couldn’t care less. After all, if you love someone, you don’t need a special day guilting you into a lavish, materialistic celebration. Dogs don’t give a hoot about holidays at all and they are happy to have you every day of the year. So here are 10 reasons why you’ll find no better Valentine’s Day date than your furbaby:

10. You don’t have to get dressed up. Heck, you don’t even have to shower.

9.   You won’t be disappointed in how your date looks.

8.   You can stay home. In addition to not having to get dressed up, you don’t have to worry about reservations, parking, waiting for a table, or being out in the frigid weather.

7.   You don’t have to buy flowers, chocolate, or jewelry, and you don’t need to cook a fancy dinner. Your dog will be thrilled with leftover pot roast or a couple of “Beggin’ Strips”.

6.   You can have all the wine and chocolate, and you don’t have to feel guilty for not sharing.

5.   You can pick the music. And the movie. Even if it’s the same thing you watched last year.

4.   You don’t have to worry about proposing or having your hopes dashed at not being proposed to – you have the perfect soulmate.

3.   You don’t have to worry about an argument or poorly-chosen comment ruining the evening. However, there’s still a chance of a poorly-timed fart.

2.   You don’t have to worry about your date being judgemental about their gift, the dinner, the wine, or anything else.

1.   You have got the best cuddle buddy you could ever hope for, they will still be there in the morning, and they’ll still think you’re the greatest thing since the invention of “Snausages”.





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